Monday, January 10, 2011

God of War 3 vs. Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

My cousin asks me how close this all is to Shadow of the Colossus. Without even pausing the game, I turn to give him a blank stare. It's okay, I'm mashing square, I barely have to pay attention anyways as Kratos twirls like a flaming top with a scowl on top of a giant monster that the series never acknowledges as his grandfather. Over the span of maybe 15 minutes, Kratos launches himself all over it's body, attacking boils, fending off skeletons, and pulling fingernails. On the back of the creature is the temple where about 70% of the original game took place, so I'm glad that's been trivialized. After stabbing his way across the thing's body, fighting a skull monster that crawls out of a boil, crawling out of the esophagus, and finally stabbing his giant forehead with a tiny magic sword the beast is at last slain. I say beast, but for the duration of the fight it was taunting and chastising Kratos, asking things like "WHY DO YOU FLEE, KRATOS?" as he crawls up the giant's arm.

This has about as much in common with Shadow of the Colossus as Transformers 2 does with Citizen Kane. They uh... both use cameras?


TWO GAMES ENTER. ONE GAME LEAVES,

Through some kind of cosmic event I happened to play and beat both of these games in the span of about a week after not being anywhere near a major console for the better part of 5 months. My cousin pushed me through God of War 3 on Christmas Eve and Day, got Lords of Shadow as a gift and beat it in the days thereafter. God of War 3 is a truly bombastic and outrageous experience. It's a livid child, reading a book on Greek mythology as loud as he can while running around a playground. One minute he's yelling about Poseidon (skimming the details) and rolling down a slide, the next minute he's moved on to Hercules while he attempts hand stands on the monkey bars. Lords of Shadow, in contrast, is a subdued experience. It's framed as classic literature and unfolds accordingly, short chapters encourage frequent breaks, and exposition comes often and in detail in the form of the Shakespearean tones of Patrick Stewart as well as found documents. So who plays host to the better experience, Gabriel Belmont or Kratos (he doesn't have a last name, but I like to pretend it's Protagonist)?

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Pac-Man: Championship Edition DX

Pac-Man Championship Edition DX – 1/1 – Henry Arrambide



Common Occurrence. 

    Being born of the NES/SNES generation and starting there, developing a fuller palate during the N64/PSX generation, and then coming to gaming maturity (hahahahahahah good one) during the Xbox/PS2/GCN (never understood the GCN abbreviation)  generation, there are certain biases and stereotypes I’d probably be expected to carry – “New games are shit, OoT is the best game ever, jRPG’s are the best genre, Western Devs suck, all you kids play is Halo and CoD, grimdark sucks, Gears of War doesn’t have enough color, old games (pre-snes) are too ugly and don’t have storylines, there’s no point in playing Donkey Kong, Zelda created everything.” I think that’s enough.

    Well…all the kids are playing is Call of Duty. But you know what? Gears of War is great. Donkey Kong is great. Pre-snes games are fantastic because they aren’t trying to tell a story or be a movie, they’re trying to be games. Which brings me to Pac-Man.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Good or Blog Episode 15

I always keep my promises. Mostly.

I think it deserves a platinum trophy.

I promised I would make at least one show during the Winter break and here you go, fair listeners. Serving as the one year anniversary of the podcast, this episode also has the honor of being the most populated show with five guests plus your humble host. We all recount our 2010 games of the year as well as giving some reasons to look forward to the years ahead. Try and take us seriously as apparently none of us even played video games this year.

Segment 2 is our impromptu award ceremony, as we give out our own personal awards to whatever we want dammit. Also Vince opines the deliciousness of cold truth. More like delicious mess, AMIRITE?

Finally, we close with our regular music segment and provide proof positive that not a single one of us has good taste in music. Seriously, Vince? You're gonna pick a song from Mortal Kombat that sounds the least like a Mortal Kombat song?

After laboriously editing each segment (I can't wait to get back to the radio), I put all three files in a single zip folder:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IZDFXHTP

Enjoy!

Also I feel like I need to explain the genres tags.

Also also, be warned. We tend to curse like fuckin' sailors without the shackles of an associated organization.